Animal welfare
Animal welfare
The Danes love cute animals. So does the Nihilistic Democratic Party. Everything is irrelevant – except cute animals.
Everything is irrelevant – except cute animals
Who does not go soft at the sight of a wagging puppy or a mother duck feeding her ducklings in the stream? NFP believes animal welfare is a neglected political issue.
To the Danes, cute animals matter far more than people, and NFP never fails in its role as the voice of the people. NFP, too, believes that a small guinea pig being set on fire matters more than 1,000 people dying in an earthquake. Livestock transports across Europe are a greater tragedy than boat refugees outside Europe's borders. Just think of the poor horse and its big brown eyes.
Had Iraq been populated by puppies, NFP would not have supported the activist foreign policy either. That would have been inhumane!
Animals are completely irrelevant if they are not cute. Fortunately, no popular movements arise when worms, fish or birds suffer. Only cuteness counts.
NFP's line on animal welfare is clear! An official cuteness index must be drawn up on the basis of objective criteria such as fur and eye size, so that we can rationally determine which animals are entitled to welfare.
Everything is irrelevant – except cute animals!