May Day folder, 2009 (text of the image): NO STRUGGLE! Welcome to International Workers' Day! Today the working class manifests its struggle for a better world. With promises of planned economy and social engineering, the Social Democrats, the Socialists and Pol Pot offer hope. The Nihilistic Democratic Party (NFP) believes these Marxist delusions must cease immediately! Marxism's justification of the proletariat's historic struggle rests on a warped view of humanity, in which the workers possess an objective class affiliation. Class consciousness is not merely false consciousness. It is also false hopes of an existence without injury. There is nothing left to fight for. Let us admit that today's workers would rather have a flat-screen TV on which to watch the Danish left's celebrated visions of community and solidarity realised in Big Brother. – Nihilists of all countries – fuck you! NO WORK! Work is an abomination. It creates illusions of meaning and purpose. The truth is that all work is as meaningless as Sisyphus pushing his boulder up the mountain. NFP is pleased to see the Danish population spend May Day drinking. But we must not rest on our laurels! Far too many Danes claim to enjoy their work. NFP will give the Danes a financial incentive to confront their illusory relationship with meaningless toil, and introduce a wage ceiling matching the level of unemployment benefit. – Work must not pay! ONLY DRINK! Happy International Nihilists' Drinking Day. CHEERS!