12/11/2007
NFP's totally irrelevant action on the ninth of November was a great fiasco. Although the party's great leader had been interviewed on Mondo on national radio on the Thursday, the many party soldiers who turned up failed to convert the UNICEF boys on Kultorvet.
Nor did any of the passers-by consume enough beer and/or tobacco smoke to annihilate themselves. NFP is moreover left holding a large batch of half-spoiled, home-made lard sandwiches. Almost nobody wanted the unappetising sandwiches made of white toast and pork fat.
Several of the country's irrelevant daily papers have carried the story of NFP: